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Funny dating quotes for him

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This is where some very witty—and inspirational—dating quotes come in handy. You know, the man of my dreams might walk round the corner tomorrow. I live in the realm of romantic possibility.

For most of us dating...

Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.

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I think more dating stuff is scheduling. I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. I am a strong believer in kissing being very intimate, and the minute you kiss, the floodgates open for everything else. Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.

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I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. Every country I visit, I have a different boyfriend.

And I kiss them all. I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. If a man has any sensitivity or intelligence, he wants to get the straight scoop from his girlfriend.

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