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You hope that she got hit by a bus or something, but odds are, she was just turned off by your approach. All I ask for in terms of payment is that if one of my openers helps you land a girl, you think of me when you hook up with her but not, like, in a gay way or anything, be cool.

Please use discretion when choosing your opener. What should we order for breakfast the morning after our date? You know what else is a Crimea?

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I just wish there was more I could do, ya know? Do you like making out? If not, I could seductively come up behind you and teach you. I like being big spoon.

What were we talking about? Also, checking out an adult film on my laptop and calling my friend derogatory names. One time I threw a football so hard, I almost dropped my whiskey, but I was able to catch it with my elephant trunk of a penis.

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Says it covers my dependents too. Any interest in filling that opening?

For example, how have we never gone on a date? And if so, do you think your clone would be down for a threesome?

Bring it up to her casually. It was for The Lion King. They added a hunchback just for me.

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Anyway, how are you? Been playing with my nephew and his new puppy in a flower patch all day while helping to feed the homeless. I pretty much love and respect all women.

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