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I am not a lumbersexual. Thus, I do not have a biased, self-serving ulterior motive for promoting the merits of lumbersexuals. A lumbersexual is a man who embodies some of the physical traits of a rugged, manly man—such as a lumberjack—combined with the character traits of a cubicle-dwelling, latte sipping urban male.

He may sport a voluminous, well kempt beard, while holding a cushy job as a web developer or a social media marketing manager. The lumbersexual represents the perfect marriage of manly appearance and the sensibilities of an urban professional. Imagine, ladies, dating a lumbersexual who Black lumbersexuals embarrassingly dainty activities—such as watching The Bachelor Black lumbersexuals as much as he enjoys doing rugged, manly stuff like backpacking and eating beef jerky.

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Unfortunately for our Black lumbersexuals friends, they are criticized by people who say lumbersexuals are nothing more than actors pretending to be real men. Well, the last time I checked, a real man was a human being with certain naturally-occurring reproductive organs.

And I believe most lumbersexuals pass the reproductive organ test. Nowadays, a man is defined by his ability to work hard, earn a decent living and manage his emotions.

Thus, having baby Black lumbersexuals, virgin hands that smell like moisturizer does not preclude lumbersexuals from being real men. Ask yourself, do you really want to date a fella who eats his frosted flakes with beer instead of milk, shaves with motor oil, and has an inability to watch anything other than ESPN?

Do you really want a man who suffers debilitating injuries from working the oil Black lumbersexuals, or do you want a man who sits in an air conditioned office all day and whose worst possible injury would be a severe paper cut or a sore thumb from handling a mouse?

While all of them have been the subjects "Black lumbersexuals" jokes and derision, lumbersexuals are definitely the least annoying of the three groups.

Meanwhile, lumbersexuals are just regular dudes who make a bit of an effort to actually look Black lumbersexuals act like men. By the way, can you imagine doing anything remotely outdoorsy with a metrosexual or a hipster? For those of you who think lumbersexuals have the world in their delicate hands: Lumbersexuals have it tough.

They constantly have to walk that fine line of being manly without being too manly. His beard and Black lumbersexuals must be manicured, but he should never reach metrosexual levels of primping. Now do you understand the tricky equilibrium they must constantly maintain? Veer too far into "Black lumbersexuals" realm of manliness, and they scare off the women who want their 21st century men to be appropriately watered down.

Veer too far into the realm of the metrosexual, and they scare off the women who believe pretty men are a little too vain to fully trust. Can you imagine going through life with that type of pressure on your shoulders?

Despite the obstacles they face, lumbersexuals are Black lumbersexuals enough to accept the challenge.

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