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Sexy roses are red violets are blue

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Since we were children, we have all heard the poem roses are red and violets are blue.

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Now it is the time that we turn them into jokes. If you are surprised, do not be because these are going to be the most hilarious poems that you will ever find. You can sing the poems to irritate your friends and when they will notice that it was actually a joke they will laugh out loud with you. When you will start reading the poems it would amaze that how perfectly the rhyme has been matched with some of the funniest phrases.

Make everyone one laugh with the jokes. View this same category Roses are red, violet are blue pictures jokes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lil stupid ass Sexy roses are red violets are blue I ain't fuckin with you. Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is cheaper Than dinner for two. Roses are red Violets are blue These will die Why can't you. Roses are red Violets are blue I do not give a crap about you. Roses are red Violets are blue I'd rather be single Than a douchebag like you. Roses are red Violets are blue Take your clothes off So i can bone you. Roses are red Violets are blue You are a bitch And an ugly one too.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You have an arranged marriage Waiting for you. Roses are red Violets are blue my wish for you a birdie or two. Roses are red Violets are blue I think that your dead So I'm done with you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue with the smell of the toilet i think about you. Roses are red Violets are blue I thought I was ugly 'Till i saw you! Roses are red Violets are blue All of my naughty thoughts are of you. Roses are red Violets are blue You like soup And i like slew.

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