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Yes, yes, I know that we girls have our own set of cliche photos hello, feet in the sand? Grain of salt, people. But boy oh boy, have your photos made my day on more than a number of occasions. So for any guys out there getting Matched, EHarmonized, Fished a Plenty, struck with an OK arrow from Cupid, Mingling with Christians and more right now, I invite you to put down your weights, take off those sunglasses, and enjoy this post. Often with wardrobe changes. Oh men, I know that the bathroom is probably the home to the largest mirror in your house, so I get why the bathroom selfies would theoretically be a good idea.

And where do first impressions take place in real life? Definitely not in your bathroom. So step away from the shower, hand your Pictureless dating websites a camera, and let us see you in Pictureless dating websites best non-bathroom light. And if sports or working out are big parts of your life, then awesome — post that classic photo of you and your buds crawling through the mud to the finish line or playing volleyball or biking in that triathlon.

But the sweaty guy pics and your bench press number can, um, stay at the gym. Ok, we totally get that you often wear sunglasses Pictureless dating websites hats when you are outside. Cheers to hipster apparel and protecting your skin and eyes from those harmful UV rays, right? But when it comes to posting photos online, just nix them both.

Because the eyes are the window to the soul right? And swam on the beach! And scaled an iceberg in Alaska! And hiked Machu Pichu! And worked with the Peace Corps in Africa! Ok, ok, maybe post one or two for travel cred. Then we can snuggle up and you can tell travel Pictureless dating websites for hours.

Way more fun, right? Ok, I know, rhetorical question. We just want to know that you have some wheels to drive us to dinner. Double points if Photoshop was used to blur or blacken the ex out. Triple points if you crop out girls on either side of you. So the solution to this one is Pictureless dating websites — just find some other great photos to post! Trust us, anything will be better than the awkward unidentifiable blonde hair "Pictureless dating websites" your shoulder.

So why it seems reasonable for you to throw half-naked photos all over your profile is a wee bit perplexing, to say the least. Keep it classy, San Diego. Bloody dead animals that you shot and killed and hold up as a trophy for the world to know that you know how to hunt? And I know that many Pictureless dating websites you No-Shave-November fans are in it for a good cause.

Not worth the risk. Maybe just a bit of a red flag. So put your coozie down, and grab a glass of water every now and then. You know, gotta stay hydrated after those other beers…. Again, please know that ALL of these are in good fun. I tried online dating a few times in the past, and am sure that my lovely profile pics went check-check-check down the upcoming girls edition of this list.

Also, big thanks to a bunch "Pictureless dating websites" friends for chiming in on the topic.

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And BIG thanks again to Nate for being a model-for-an-hour. Your email address will not be published. You are hilarious Ms. And your friend Nate deserves a gold medal for participating. And, glad Nate was a good sport: I suspect someone as handsome and successful as Nate would Pictureless dating websites success with even these photos.

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Well, except for the mustache one. So I guess with that the car and beer photos and dog photos are also fine. Please post a very close-up picture of your entire head, with a date.

Also an close-up, full length photo of your head and body, with a date. You forgot the Fisherman. Never in my life have I seen so many photos Pictureless dating websites men holding fish…. Or you could stop stressing about the profile picture and use personalitymatch. To be honest, I used online datings with Russian girls http: I doubt that, cheeseball!

Okay ladies sure we guys get it you want the most natural picture of us. However the problem we guys have is you ladies do not practice what you Pictureless dating websites How many of you ladies post pictures without caking all of that makeup on?

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