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Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth.

Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you. For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on. Are you a parking ticket?

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Was you father an alien? Was your father a thief? Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it. Sorry, but you owe me a drink.

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I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? Can you give me directions to your heart? Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?

Was your dad a boxer? I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living? Hi, how was heaven when you left it?

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Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again? Is your dad a terrorist? Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

When you fell from heaven? Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams. Is your name Google?

Are you from Tennessee? I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art. Are you my phone charger? Can you take me to the doctor?

Because I just broke my leg falling for you. Are you a dictionary? You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here! Is it hot in here or is it just you? More From Thought Catalog. Get our newsletter every Friday! Using cheesy or corny pick up lines to humor someone or to break a period of silence is a better bet than using one as an opener to get a date. These lines.

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