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Dating is like fishing quotes

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Some of them are old, and as such reflect the tone of the times. Some of them are new, and just as offensive. Unless it's spam, it stays. If you find certain comments or submissions here offensive, the best way to address it is with more speech. Dating is a lot like fishing Sure there is plenty of fish in the sea, but until I catch one, I am just stuck here holding my rod.

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Give a man a fish joke and he'll laugh for a day Teach a man to repost a fish joke he'll something something for a lifetime. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish and feed yourself. He's a grown man - fishing aint that hard. He comes back the next day and you say to the man "the first one is free, this one is Dating is like fishing quotes. Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.

Give a fish a man and it'll eat for at least a few weeks! Give a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day.

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Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life. Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he'll buy and ugly hat. Give a man a fish joke and he'll laugh for a day Teach a man to repost a fish joke and he'll get karma for a lifetime. Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for Dating is like fishing quotes day.

Give him a poisonous fish and you'll feed Dating is like fishing quotes for the rest of his life. Tell a man a fish joke and he'll laugh for a day, post a fish joke to Reddit and it will get reposted for a lifetime. Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.

Teach a man to fish and you've made yourself obsolete. Then the bot will become a joke and avoiding it will be a meme, so you'll see more "something something real joke something something comments" comments. Reddit needs to give more thought to the fact that we repetitive, and therefore ripe for replacement by robots.

I find it funny that someone downvoted you because they took it literally, not realizing it was a quote from the movie. You are young, trust me. Start doing things if you are not already doing so to greatly improve your well-being and self-confidence.

Eat well, go to the gym, join an improv group, play co-ed sports, just get out there. Within six months you could completely change your life if you really wanted to. I think im only at about 4 years now but I feel you man. My feeling worse benchmark is But last night I left a note for my waitress as I was paying that said I think she is cute and to keep the change. She dropped the note back on my table with her number on it so maybe my luck is about to change?

The point is put yourself out there and. Best of luck to you. "Dating is like fishing quotes" know the feeling.

They are also holding rods but haven't quite figured out that you are supposed to hold it outwards. See that's where you're fucking up, and where most people fuck up with regards to fishing. Go watch some professional bass fishing. They're moving all over the place constantly, and trying different things. They're using technology to assess the situation before they even drive the boat near a particular spot.

Your chances of catching anything are dramatically Dating is like fishing quotes by staying in one place unless that one place is near some flowing water--like below a dam. It's the zen advice of fishing. Once I internalized this and figured it out how to apply it, my catch rate went up -dramatically.

Rather than a long frustrating wait, fishing is now a fun, fast moving game. You can't expect life to hand shit to you. Go out and put yourself in situations where you'll catch stuff. Otherwise you are at the mercy of the current. Lmao I'm a bass fisherman and I have always hated how people think I'm just sitting in the middle of a peaceful calm lake Dating is like fishing quotes a small wooden boat with a little pole and a cork.

We're doing 70 MPH, it's uber competitive, don't sit down all day, tons of research and knowledge as well as skill go in to being successful. Nothing irritates Dating is like fishing quotes like when people say "I Dating is like fishing quotes have the patience for fishing".

Like okay you have the patience to sit and watch Netflix for 7 hours but walking around a lake, through a river, driving a bass boat 70mph across a lake, or taking a boat offshore is boring. Only a super complex algorithm created by some super intellectual - possibly robotic - being could figure something like this out You can't expect life to hand things to you? But this is Reddit, this is the home of front page basic income posts every day.

The goal of most redditors is to literally have everything handed to them and if it isn't it's because of some sort of failure of capitalism, racism, sexism or something. So why would dating be any different to the people with that mindset?

Well I did come to Reddit specifically to have all the most interesting things on the internet just handed to me. You may have a point here. Good rule of thumb is if you've been there 5 minutes with no action either change what your doing or move to a new spot.

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Of course it is also a perfect extended metaphor. It's both cause meeting new people and doing new things helps you make friends and meet people who could become your SO and fish are more likely to go for moving bait and not see the line, and they also like moving water more cause it's less effort to swim and they can get stuck in the "washing machine" that a dam makes. Technology like dating apps and messaging services compared to fish sonars and stuff like that.

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All in all it was really nice and well thought out. Sex is a lot like playing Bridge. IF you don't have a good partner, you had better have a good hand. You know how they say there's many fish in the sea?

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