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Best pick up lines for guys

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Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

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For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on. Are you a parking ticket? Was you father an alien? Was your father a thief? Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Wanna buy some drinks with their money? He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.

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Is your dad a terrorist? Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

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When you fell from heaven? Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams. Is your name Google? Are you from Tennessee? I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? Do you have a pencil?

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