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Already have an account? Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2. Posted March 3, Catholic Jokes Two men considering a religious vocation were having a conversation. The second replied, "Well, they were both founded by Spaniards -- St. Dominic for the Dominicans, and St. Ignatius of Loyola for the Jesuits. They were also both founded to combat heresy -- the Dominicans to fight the Albigensians, and the Jesuits to fight the Protestants. So, they decided to ask for a sign from God.
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They decided to ask their superior for permission. The first asked but was told no. A little while later he spotted his friend smoking and praying. His friend replied, "Because you asked if you could smoke while you prayed, and I asked if I could pray while I smoked!
The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke? They found a magic lamp, and after some discussion decided to rub it. Lo and behold, a genie appeared and offered them three wishes. They decided it was only fair that they could each have one wish.
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Jesus looks over and says, "I really hate it when you do that, Mom. The bartender raises his eyebrows, but serves the man three beers, which he drinks quietly at a table, alone.
An hour later, the man has finished the three beers and orders three more. This happens yet again.